Double D Battery

Dating App:  

Swiper: Girl seeking boy

Timeline: August 2014

Date Type: In person

I admit it, I’m a sizeist.  Honestly, in some way, we all are.  For some women, a smaller package is key, for others, it doesn’t matter because it’s all about the foreplay and I’ve also known women who can’t figure out how the eggplant will fit in the keyhole.

When I date, I don’t go into it focusing on the man’s member – it’s about the personality and confidence.  When I’m out with a man indulging in sexy banter, I’m also not thinking – will this guy’s machinery satisfy me?  But, eventually, the truth will come out.

My Story:

When you lock eyes with someone from across the room and you aren’t entirely sure if that’s the picture from the app or not – it’s an uneasy feeling. But, the feeling is much less scary when the person is hot hot hot!

This particular man was a 6’4″, broad-shouldered, beautiful man. I walked straight up to him and smiled my brightest smile and gave him my best sexy eyes.  He never stood a chance against my charm.

I wasn’t looking for a relationship, but a companion for the night was definitely in my line of sight. I thought he would do just fine!

Would he though?

We left together and head to his apartment.  He tried to make it work.  I tried to make it work. But, the double d battery situation he had going on down there was never going to find success with me.

His tall, brooding personality took a turn for the worst and the once confident man I met earlier that night, looked so small and defeated.

He asked to hold me and I let him.  I had a brief urge of confidence, maybe he was just nervous – what if he’s the right guy for me?  Maybe focusing on what he didn’t have was wrong?

We tried one last time.  I never saw him again.